| Trumpet Quickies | Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take… | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| Violist and his genie | There once was a violist playing in the Winni… | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| Viola helper | A violist and a cellist were standing on a si… | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| Viola player in a bundle | At a concert hall one night, the stage manage… | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| Harsh judgement | "Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge de… | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| Hes a little off key | A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter … | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| The ochestra conductors biggest fan | A musician calls the orchestra office, asks f… | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| Playing music baseball style | Last summer, the local orchestra decided to p… | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| Musical Terms Explained | Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e… | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| No love for the country | A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and ar… | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| Heavens not about how much you make | Three men die and go to heaven and queue to m… | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |
| Whats that scratching noise | A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. … | Music Joke | 09/30/2008 |